Day: December 9, 2020

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14 Generals Say They Will Never Take Orders From Joe Biden

Joe Biden won’t be receiving the warm welcome he had hoped for, according to sources close to the Pentagon. 14 generals with a lot of clout have come forward to say that they absolutely will not follow Joe Biden’s orders, no matter what. These brave men, who include two women and one undecided, say that […]

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Kayleigh McEnany Wins Coveted O’Brien Award for Excellence as Press Secretary

President Donald Trump’s press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, is incredibly skilled at her job, and that prowess has brought her many adoring fans among Trump’s base. It has also brought her the coveted 2020 O’Brien Award. The O’Brien Award has never been bestowed upon a more deserving recipient. When reached for comment, Ms. McAdoodledoo gushed, “I’m […]

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Newsmax notches first ratings win over Fox news in key 25-54 Demographic

Moments ago Alex Salvi tweeted “Newsmax notches a ratings win over Fox News Channel for the very first time.” He added “In the key 25- to 54-year-old demographic prized by advertisers, “Greg Kelly Reports” on Newsmax out-rated “The Story with Martha MacCallum” on Fox.” CNN reported the surprising ratings news. CNN reports the win took […]

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Trump Wins $500 Million Libel Lawsuit Against CNN

CNN is well-known to be a lying liberal rag of a news source. They say all sorts of mean things about our President, many of them true. This is why President Trump decided to sue them for all they’re worth, for exposing him and saying horrible things. Luckily for the American people, the Supreme Court […]

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Melania Trump Files For Divorce

It has been a storybook marriage if we ever saw one here in America. Better than Kim and Kanye.  Better than Homer and Marge. Behind the scenes, as our sources say, the only shared love between Donald and Melania Trump is the love of money. Now that the former has been voted out of office […]

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