ENTERTAINMENT

Breaking ENTERTAINMENT HAPPENING

Governor’s Conference Votes 32-18 to Impeach Nancy Pelosi

The United States Constitution calls for three steps to remove a Speaker of the House from power. First, the White House has to file impeachment papers in court, which RUDY GIULIANI DID already. Next, the Conference of American Governors has to enter a supermajority vote of “no confidence” in the public record. This morning, that vote was entered as […]

Read More
Breaking ENTERTAINMENT HAPPENING

Kamala:’Our Police Are All Criminal Animals; They Are A Cancer’

Apparently Kamala Harris feels that the way for her to win the Democratic nomination for president is to continually foam at the mouth in her speeches and insult everything that true Americans hold dear. And by true Americans we mean, of course, the Trump faithful. In the past month she has suggested interning trump supporters should she […]

Read More
Breaking ENTERTAINMENT News

AOC Says “Unplanned Pregnancies are All Men’s Fault”

In a virtual town hall with her constituents, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shocked the attendees by blaming men for all unplanned pregnancies. Yes, men! One of her constituents, Sandy Batt, asked a very pointed question about how to reduce the number of abortions in the United States. Alessandra Octavia-Corazon replied that it’s easy: get men to agree […]

Read More
ENTERTAINMENT News

Hillary Clinton Shot By Bill’s Ex-Lover in Broad Daylight

Bill Clinton’s past caught up to Hillary today — literally — while she was in New Mexico campaigning for Joe Biden and Beto O’Rourke. Sandra Day Batte, a woman known for sending the Clintons letters through the years, made it throughsecurity in Sioux Falls and put a bullet in Clinton from nearly point-blank range. After the […]

Read More